"Gettin' Bi" (feat. Pete Gardner) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Starring Pete Gardner
Written by Adam Schlesinger


"Gettin' Bi"

Darryl:
I don't know. I don't know why.
But I like ladies. And I like guys.
I realize, it's a surprise! But
Now I see that that's just me.
It's not like I even try --

So if you ask me how I'm doing,
Here's is my reply:
I'm g-g-gettin' bi. Getting bi.
Oh yeah, I'm letting my bi flag
Fly. Not gonna hide it. Not
Gonna lie.

I'm a bi kinda guy. There's no
Reason to be shy. My oh my.
It's a fact I can't deny. I'm bi
Bi bi, until the day I die. Now
Some might say: aw you're
Just gay. Why don't you just
Go gay all the way? But that's
Not it. Cause bi's legit.
Whether you're a he or a she
We might be a perfect fit. And
One more thing. I'll tell you what.
Being bi doesn't imply that you're
A "playa" or a "slut." Sure, I like sex!

Jim:
Okay, Darryl please...

Darryl:
But I'm no "ho." I take things
Slow. Until I feel at ease!

Paula:
Please make him stop!

Darryl:
So if you ask me how I'm
Doin', I'm feeling peppy,
Sprightly, spry.

I'm g-g-gettin' bi. Getting bi.
And it's something I'd like to
Demystify. It's not a phase.
I'm not confused. Not indecisive.
Don't have the gotta choose
Blues! I don't care if you wear
High heels or a tie. You might
Just catch my eye. Because I'm
Definitely Bi! BIG MAN!

I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!
I'm gettin' bi! I'm gettin' bi!