Fartin' Up the Rodeo

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(Verse 1)
Well, I saddled up my pony, named him Old Stinky Pete,
He’s got a heart of gold, but boy, he can’t be discreet.
Ridin’ into town, I thought I’d steal the show,
But every time he gallops, you can hear that blow!

(Chorus)
Fartin’ up the rodeo, blowin’ through the crowd,
Old Stinky Pete’s the star, and he’s feelin’ proud.
With a toot and a tootle, he’s the talk of the night,
When my horse lets loose, it’s a real gas delight!

(Verse 2)
We entered in the barrel race, I thought we’d win for sure,
But when he let one rip, the judges hit the floor!
They laughed so hard, they couldn’t take a score,
Old Stinky’s got a talent, that we can’t ignore!

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(Chorus)
Fartin’ up the rodeo, blowin’ through the crowd,
Old Stinky Pete’s the star, and he’s feelin’ proud.
With a toot and a tootle, he’s the talk of the night,
When my horse lets loose, it’s a real gas delight!
(Bridge)
Now folks, don’t you worry, it’s just a little breeze,
When he clears the arena, you can smell him from the trees.
He’s got a way of steppin’, that’ll make you laugh and cry,
Every time he passes by, you’ll be holdin’ your sides!

(Chorus)
Fartin’ up the rodeo, blowin’ through the crowd,
Old Stinky Pete’s the star, and he’s feelin’ proud.
With a toot and a tootle, he’s the talk of the night,
When my horse lets loose, it’s a real gas delight!

(Outro)
So here’s to all the cowboys, and the horses they adore,
Just remember Old Stinky, and his flatulent roar.
With a laugh and a chuckle, we’ll ride into the sun,
Fartin’ up the rodeo, we’re just havin’ fun!


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