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Headline: BREAKING NEWS: Bangladesh BOYCOTTS T20 World Cup in India! 😱 National Celebration Begins! 🇧🇩🎉 | Satire
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Welcome to the "Pure Hindi Comedy" exclusive newsroom! 🚨
The biggest (fake) news of the year is here: The Bangladesh Cricket Team has officially BOYCOTTED the T20 World Cup 2026 in India. But instead of being sad, the whole country is celebrating! 🕺💃
Why? In this hilarious satirical news report, we uncover the "real" reasons behind this historic decision.
Highlights of this exclusive report:
🩲 Government's Fear: The real reason isn't cricket; it's the fear of losing their last pair of "undergarments" in India!
🧠 BCB's Masterstroke: The Cricket Board explains how not playing is the best way to maintain a perfect winning percentage. Logic level: 100!
🎱 New Career for Players: Find out why Bangladeshi cricketers are switching from cricket bats to playing "Kancha" (Marbles) for better career scope.
🐍 Entertainment Crisis: The Beggar Union President worries about the economic loss due to the absence of the famous "Nagin Dance" entertainment on the field.
🇵🇰 Fan Reactions: From fans finally openly supporting their "Abba Jaan" (Pakistan) to saving money on broken TVs and blood pressure medicine.
Watch this funny roast filled with sarcastic takes on keyboard warriors, ICC's apology, and rickshaw pullers who think India is scared!
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This video is a work of pure fiction and satire meant for entertainment purposes only. It is not real news. Please do not take it seriously; just enjoy the comedy!
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