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Red Planet Express's rover tech stack: Windows 95 💻💀

The troubleshooting method:
"1, 2, 3, kick!"
"Windows 95, it's still running." 💻

The horrifying discovery:
"This is the rover's CPU."
"Windows 95."
"Red Planet Express put Windows 95 on a Mars rover."
"That's insane. Yeah!" 💀

Red Planet Express technology timeline:

EPISODE 1 (The Crash):
Ship design: Questionable ✅
Landing systems: Failed ✅
Survival rate: 100% somehow ✅

EPISODE 2 (Mars Home):
Shelter material: Duct tape ✅
Water recycling: "Eau de Nole" ✅
Architecture: "Mars Taj Mahal" ✅

EPISODE 3 (Special Delivery):
Package delivery: Explosive ✅
Camera tech: AI surveillance ✅

EPISODE 4 (50 Million):
Camera destruction: Eau de Nole weapon ✅

EPISODE 5 (The Target):
Rover operating system: WINDOWS 95 ✅

Windows 95 on Mars rover analysis:

WHAT THIS MEANS:
Released: August 24, 1995 (30 YEARS AGO)
Contemporary technology: Dial-up modems, floppy disks
System requirements: 4 MB RAM minimum
Mars rover running on 1995 tech 💀

WINDOWS 95 FEATURES:
✅ "Start" button
✅ Taskbar
✅ Plug and Play (sometimes)
✅ Boot-up "Ta-da!" sound
✅ Solitaire pre-installed
✅ Blue Screen of Death
❌ Mars-ready

TROUBLESHOOTING COMPATIBILITY:
IT Support method: Restart computer ❌
Red Planet Express method: Kick it 3 times ✅

Modern Mars rover specs (NASA):
Advanced AI systems
Radiation-hardened computers
Real-time data processing
Multiple redundant systems

Red Planet Express rover specs:
Windows 95
Percussive maintenance required 👟
"It's still running!" = Success metric
Probably has Clippy 📎

The diagnostic sequence:
1. Kick once (assessment) ✅
2. Kick twice (calibration) ✅
3. Kick three times (activation) ✅
4. Windows 95 boots up ✅
5. "That's insane. Yeah!" ✅

Red Planet Express engineering philosophy:
If duct tape doesn't fix it, kick it ✅
Windows 95 is "good enough" ✅
Crash landing is "planned rapid deceleration" ✅
Everything is fine (it's not) ✅

Watch full Episode 5 "The Target":
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From: Nole Fusk: Red Planet Express - Season 1

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