Скачать или смотреть The Chinese Naruto community is extremely normal about Chojuro

I've been collecting these memes off bilibili over the last few months and thought I might as well compile them all up because they're so unabashedly strange. I'm not fluent in Chinese personally, so a lot of this just comes off as incredibly abstract to me, but I think that adds to how bizarre this all is

"We ordinary people, firstly, we have no Sharingan, secondly, we are not resurrected from the dead, thirdly, we are not alien species, fourthly, we do not have tailed beasts trapped in our bodies, fifthly, we have not learned celestial arts, sixthly, we have not used forbidden arts such as Flying Thunder God, and we have no blood inheritance. Limit, Blood Successor Elimination, Blood Successor Snare, Seven Useless Eyes, Reincarnation Eye, Reincarnation Eye, and Blood Dragon Eye, Eight is short-sighted, Nine weapons are all picked up, what's wrong with simply cutting with a knife? What happened to the ordinary water escape?"

I'll go back and look for sources later, but almost all of these are from bilibili