The Pilgrims (Selena Gomez's "Bad Liar" Parody)

The Pilgrims make their way to the New World in search of religious freedom and that's no lie.

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I was walking in England the other day
Trying to practice my faith
Then came some Anglicans
And they spit in my face, ewww
And the Puritans think the Church
Of England, it ain’t so bad
Us, Separatists, we know
It’s wrong, off to Amsterdam, bye-bye
Over here they don’t persecute
But it’s far too Dutch for us
So again seems we must uproot
Need a colony and such
To be religiously free

London Virginia Company says we can
Settle at the mouth of the Hudson

Now we’re sailing two ships across Atlantic 1620
The Speedwell keeps leaking, just got one ship now for this journey
It’s the Mayflower
The, the, the, the, the, the Mayflower
Just, just, just, just, thirty-five Separatists have made the trip, are on board
The rest are “Strangers,” colonists that are looking for more
In North America
In, in, in, in North America
To Virginia we come
We are the Pilgrims

Well we have finally spotted land
But it’s not the place we had sought
This sure ain’t the Hudson
Nevermind, onto Plymouth Rock
Before we land, we need to enact
A plan that we know will stick
Sign the Mayflower Compact
Make “a civil body politic”

Where did the Patuxet Indians go?
They died, guess we’ll settle in their homes

And on December 21st in the year 1620
Us, Pilgrims, disembarked, set up the Plymouth Colony
Hey, do you have some food?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, do you have some food
Oh, no, no, no, we’re freezing, and starving, can’t grow any food on this land
Probably ‘cause it’s December and we are in New England
Things ain’t looking too good
No, no, no, no, things ain’t looking too good

The first winter ain’t fun
For us Plymouth Pilgrims

Here’s Squanto, we’re saved
An Indian, shows us we can, farm on this land
And Samoset, he
Gives us a hand, in relations, with Wampanoag clan

Food is growing, we’re knowing, it’s God’s will, it’s a miracle
In October, let’s celebrate with a harvest festival
Massasoit should come
Wampanoag and Massasoit should come (Massasoit should come)
A three-day feast with some deer, gooseberries, pumpkins, plums, nuts, just wait, there is more
Curds, pumpkins, corn, cabbage, lobsters the size of dinosaurs
But turkeys, we’re not sure,
No, no, no, no, but turkeys, we’re not sure

Thanksgiving tradition
You can thank us Pilgrims