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Bodged up by me in GarageBand

This was an early attempt to create the heaviest beat I could. It ended up sounding like it should be the soundtrack to some daft film about goblins, hence the title.

Included a short sample of John Bonham's drums from the start of Led Zeppelin's 'When the Levee Breaks'. Well if you want to make the beat 'heavy'....

Lyrics would be something like this:

There's goblins in my kitchen
What am I going to do?
They've taken all my kidney beans
And flushed them down the loo

There's goblins in my cellar
They just won't go away
They've emptied all the sauvignon
But left the chardonnay

There's goblins in my garden
Doing a goblin dance
They're fifteen deep in my compost heap
And they've pissed on all my plants