Скачать или смотреть ALT-SEASON SHANTY (Crypto Parody)

Navigating the volatile seas of the crypto market isn't for the faint of heart. We’ve all been there—watching the green candles rise, feeling the sting of the red wicks, and holding onto our bags with nothing but hope and a few memes.


Grab your hardware wallet and join the crew. We’re all in the same boat, waiting for the tides to turn.

Lyrics:

There once was a coin that put to sea
The name of the coin was "PEPE-3"
Its price blew up, its market cap climbed
Oh buy, my bully boys, buy! HEY!

She had not been two weeks on chain
When down came a dip with a lot of pain
The dev took the keys and he drained the main
And left us with no gain!

Soon may the Alt-season come
To bring our balance to a handsome sum
One day when the rally is done
We’ll take our bags and go...
Alts, Alts!
Alts, Alts!

I stayed up late on Binance app
Trying to escape this poverty trap
The gas fees took my final cent
Now I’m living in a tent!

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