Severely Discounted Microphones I Bought While Delirious in a Fever Dream

In this chaotic, fever-fueled episode, I unbox and test three inexpensive microphones that I impulse-bought while delirious with the you-know-what virus. Join me as I compare the Blue Ember, 512 Audio Tempest, and 512 Audio Skylight, all of which were ridiculously discounted on Amazon Prime. I'll break down the features, build quality, and sound performance of each mic. Was it worth the price or did I just waste my money? Enjoy this hilarious, unscripted, and totally unnecessary microphone shootout. Stay tuned for sound tests and some solid advice: Don’t buy microphones when you’re sick.
Have you wondered which microphone is best for youtube recording?

Here’s what we’re unboxing and testing today:
-Blue Ember: A small diaphragm condenser from Blue (now owned by Logitech), which I got at a steep discount. Is it worth grabbing before the brand is completely dead?
-512 Audio Skylight: A large diaphragm condenser that’s been marketed as a versatile solution for podcasting, streaming, and gaming. But at its current price, is it more of a budget mic or a premium option?
-512 Audio Tempest: A USB-C large diaphragm microphone that’s unique in offering a true condenser capsule instead of the usual small electret capsule. Is it the best of the bunch, or just another USB mic?

I’ll take you through all the quirks, features, and my experiences with each microphone – from their packaging and build quality to the all-important sound tests. By the end of the video, you’ll know if any of these microphones are right for you, whether you're an aspiring content creator, streamer, or podcaster.

Stay tuned for side-by-side sound tests of the Blue Ember, 512 Skylight, and 512 Tempest – including tests from different distances and various angles. I’ll also put the plosive rejection to the test with and without pop filters. You'll see which one handles real-world use the best.

So... I got ill, lost my voice, and decided to go on a microphone shopping spree while running a fever. What could go wrong? Turns out, I grabbed some mics at crazy discounts—like 75% off—and now I’m testing them to see if I scored a deal or just wasted money. If you want a black microphone, you've got a choice!

First up, the Blue Ember. Normally a $100 condenser mic, I grabbed it for $55 from Amazon Prime. But is it just discounted because the Blue brand is practically dead? Maybe. Then there’s the 512 Audio Tempest, a USB condenser mic slashed from $160 to $35. A true condenser mic with USB-C? Is this too good to be true? Finally, I snagged the 512 Audio Skylight, originally $200 but now just $50. But which one almost stabbed me?

In this fever dream of an unboxing, I’ll walk you through the highs, lows, and questionable quality control on these budget microphones. From awkward pop filters to missing manuals, you’ll get all the details on what makes these mics tick—or fall apart. I’ll test each one to see if they’re good enough for podcasting, streaming, or whatever you’d use a discount mic for. Are they hidden gems or clearance aisle rejects?

If you’re hunting for affordable microphones or wondering if you can get a pro sound without spending a fortune, this video has the answers. I’m running these mics through real tests so you can decide if they’re worth adding to your home studio setup. Whether you’re starting a podcast, gaming, or just want to upgrade your streaming audio, these might—or might not—be the mics for you.

Of course, I’m comparing these discounted mics to some more expensive ones I already own. From a $400 Blue Baby Bottle to my trusty Audio Technica AT875R, you’ll see how these budget mics stack up. And yes, I will let you know if they’re worth even the small amount of cash I dropped on them.

So if you're curious about cheap microphones, condenser mics, or if you should even trust microphones that cost less than dinner at a decent restaurant, stick around for the full breakdown! Don’t make a major purchase while sick... unless you want to film a video like this.
Are these the best microphones for gaming under $50 on Amazon? Do these microphones have good value, quality, and features? I think these are all good cheap microphones for recording.

The XLR Microphones were recorded with my Zoom F3 field recorder.

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