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Hey Bulls! Today’s episode is a front-row seat to Wall Street’s Insanity. 🤪 The compass is officially broken! First, JP Morgan pulled a massive emergency U-Turn on their Fed forecast (oops, December cut is back on!). 📉 At the same time, the AI war is getting personal: Nvidia is fighting back against "The Big Short" bears in a rare public defense. 🐻⚔️

But the real "glitch in the matrix"? S&P Global just rated USDT as "Weak" (Level 5 Risk), yet at the EXACT same time, the NYSE certified the Bitwise Dogecoin ETF for launch! 🐕🚀 They trash your stablecoins but embrace your meme coins? The casino is open, folks! Grab your sunflower seeds and watch the madness unfold. That’s all for today! Subscribe and remember: Hamsters are power 💪

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🖇 JP Morgan U-Turns: Economists now predict a December Rate Cut Nvidia strikes back at "The Big Short" critics over valuation S&P Global downgrades USDT (Tether) to lowest "Weak" rating NYSE Arca certifies Bitwise Dogecoin ETF for imminent launch

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