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Lyrics:

This is the hardest song in the world!!!!!
It makes all other songs cry to there mommas!!!!
I know songs don't have parents!!!!
But if they did they would cry to them and there therapists!!!!
Also songs don't have therapists!!!!!
So hear me now when I spit this shit!!!!
Here are some things that this song is harder then!!!!

Rocks and Boulders! 4 leaf clovers!, Head and shoulders!, Old leftovers! , Dried up gum!, A sock thats used for cum! Steel doors! HAMMER OF THOR!!!!!!

Hard water!, helicopters!, a bunch of diamonds!,
Life sometimes and when it ENNNDS!!!!

Bars of soap!, trying to cope! Harder then a blind guy skiing down a slope!!!!! Hard seltzer, sledge hammer, harder then your morning boner!!!!!!

BLEGH!!!!

BREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Giving Birth!!!!, Having self worth!!!!,Cutting an onion!!!!, Being old and running!!! Being a good dancer!!!!! , or developing CANCER!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

Hard as fuck! Hard as fuck, this song goes hard as FUCK!!!!!!!

OTHER SONGS ARE BITCHES!
AND THEY SHOULD WASH THIS SONGS DISHES!
MAKE IT A SANDWICH AND GRANT IT WISHES!!!!!!!

This song is as hard as speed running Super Mario Brothers!
If its too hard for you go cry to your MOTHER!

BLEGH!!!! BLEGH!!! BLEGH!!!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!

Harder then work, harder then having no ass ,and learning how to twerk!!!!!! Hard as nails, or a job in sales, harder then trying to save the WHALES!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!! IFF YOUR EARS START TO BLEED THEN I UNDERSTAND, CAUSE THIS IS THE HARDEST SONG IN THE LANNDD!!!!!!

Harder then commitment, Harder then a week without taking one SHIT!!!!!! CONSTIPATION!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!!!


BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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