Скачать или смотреть Theresa! - a (very possibly ironic) love song by Bounder & Cad (commissioned by BBC Radio)

Inspired by Philip May's 'love at first sight' comment on the One Show.

Commissioned by BBC Radio.

Original music - 'Maria' from West Side Story (1957) by Leonard Bernstein
New lyrics - Adam Drew of Bounder & Cad
Vocals by Bounder & Cad (Adam Drew and Guy Hayward)
Piano by Ben Comeau
Recording by Myles Eastwood of Eastwood Records

Lyrics -

The most beautiful sound I ever heard-
‘Theresa!’
(It’s love from the moment he sees her)
Oh my lord- she's a preacherman’s daughter, a foxy nerd...
Theresa!
I’d empty my bins just to please her,
Hail Empress! Hail Caesar!!

Theresa!
My ice-queen who sleeps in the freezer
When Labour’s in a flap
She’ll crush 'em in a snap-
Can’t lose!

Theresa-
A landslide of votes guarantees her!
Ok, she might seem mean...
But wowzers- have you seen
Her shoes!

Theresa!
Vote for her, and just be contented
Skip school lunches- and tax the demented?..

...school breakfast means breakfast...

Theresa, with U-turns so slinky… you teaser!
Remainer- turned Brexit-appeaser
Sly sleazer
It stinks!- I’ll Febreeze her!!
The-re-sa!
The media-shy NHS-squeezer
She'll dare to take the jump-
She’ll even hold the hand of Trump!

Theresa!
All those old Labour votes she's absorbin’,
So who cares if the kids vote for Corbyn?..

Theresa,
Tough lover-
But no Ebeneezer!

So is it a shoe-in-
Or just 'maybe May’?...
Theresa?…