Trump song parody . In Springfeild-They’re eatin' the dogs, they’re eatin' the cats.

Trump's famous debate speech They’re eatin' the dogs, they’re eatin' the cats.
lyrics
(Verse 1)
I stood there on the podium, tall and proud,
But folks, there’s a crisis, I gotta say out loud!
In Springfield, it’s madness, can you believe that?
They’re eatin' the dogs, they’re eatin' the cats!

The media won’t tell you, they cover it up,
But I’ve got the facts, I don’t make this stuff up!
I saw it with my own two eyes, clear as day,
Dogs and cats on the menu, it's the Springfield way!

(Chorus)
They’re eatin' the dogs, they’re eatin' the cats,
It’s chaos in Springfield, folks, and that’s a fact!
They’re grillin' the poodles, stir-fryin' the rats,
Believe me, people, it's gone way off the tracks!

(Verse 2)
The mayor, the governor, they don’t have a clue,
They’re too busy hiding what’s really true.
I asked for a burger, got a bowl of kibble,
They tried to feed me Lassie, now ain’t that a riddle?

They said, “Relax, it’s a local cuisine!”
But I know a conspiracy when I’ve seen the scene.
I’m the only one brave enough to say,
In Springfield, the pets are being served on a tray!

(Chorus)
They’re eatin' the dogs, they’re eatin' the cats,
It’s chaos in Springfield, folks, and that’s a fact!
They’re roastin' the dachshunds, stewin' the strays,
And no one’s reporting it in the fake news today!

(Bridge)
I’ll fix it, folks, just wait and see,
I’ll build a wall ‘round every doggy and kitty.
No more chow chow on your dinner plate,
With me in charge, it’ll be dog-safe states!

(Chorus)
They’re eatin' the dogs, they’re eatin' the cats,
It’s chaos in Springfield, folks, and that’s a fact!
They’re grilling the greyhounds, poaching the pups,
But don’t you worry, 'cause I’m cleaning it up!

(Outro)
So vote for me, the savior of pets,
No more Fido on the grill, no more feline regrets!
Springfield’s in trouble, but I’ll make it great,
'Cause no one saves puppies like me—believe me, mate!