You say, “Wait for December,” I say, “Not a chance!”
The tree’s already glowing, and I’m starting to dance.
Stockings on the mantle, wreaths on the door,
While you’re at work, I’ll deck this house hardcore.
It’s never too early for the tinsel and cheer,
I’ll blast "Jingle Bells" ‘til it shatters your ears!
Don’t tell me to stop, I’ll double the lights!
This house will be seen from the satellites.
Neighbors roll their eyes, say it’s way too soon,
But I’ve got reindeer inflatables covering my lawn at noon.
You’re coming home, thinking, “Let’s keep it plain,”
But SURPRISE—it’s snowing candy canes!
It’s never too early for the tinsel and cheer,
I’ll blast "Jingle Bells" ‘til it shatters your ears!
Don’t tell me to stop, I’ll double the lights!
This house will be seen from the satellites.
Santa’s in the front yard; he’s 20 feet tall.
You said, “Take it easy,” but I’m decking the halls!
A sleigh on the rooftop, candy canes on the stairs,
You’ll find glitter in places you didn’t know were there.
I’ve got cookies in the oven and carols on repeat,
The dog’s in a Santa hat, looking kinda sweet.
You groan, “Too much sparkle,” but don’t be a bore—
There’s an elf-on-the-shelf invasion, and more on the floor!
It’s never too early for the tinsel and cheer,
I’ll blast "Jingle Bells" ‘til it shatters your ears!
Don’t tell me to stop, I’ll double the lights!
This house will be seen from the satellites.
I’ve covered every corner, every inch of space,
Even the bathroom is a festive disgrace!
You tried to protest, but now it’s too late,
You’re sipping eggnog while I decorate.
It’s never too early for the tinsel and cheer,
I’ll blast "Jingle Bells" ‘til it shatters your ears!
Don’t tell me to stop, I’ll double the lights!
This house will be seen from the satellites.
So grab your cocoa, it’s time to concede,
Join my Christmas army or live in defeat.
To the Scrooges and Grinches, I’ll make this clear,
It’s always Christmas in my heart all year!
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