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White People Sh*t - Derrick St. James (1983) Obscure 80s Vinyl

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In true AI-generated Pop Soul fashion, before Derrick St. James became the reluctant king of cultural side-eye, he was just a mixed kid from Louisiana, watching two very different family traditions clash in real time. His mother—a Creole queen with a gumbo pot always simmering—made sure Christmas meant soul food, Motown classics, and a house so warm the windows fogged up. His father—a blue-eyed Brit-Irishman who somehow loved both black coffee and black women—brought over his side of the family, where everything was unseasoned, mayonnaise and ketchup were top condiments, and potato salad always had raisins in it.
Even his own father couldn’t ignore the madness. Any time they were out and witnessed a barefoot white man pumping gas in the snow, or saw a family walking their cat on a leash, he’d shake his head and mutter, “Now that’s some white people sh*t.”
According to legend, one summer in ‘82, Derrick was at a backyard BBQ, enjoying a plate of ribs, when he witnessed a grown white man voluntarily eat an unseasoned chicken breast, moan like he met God, and say, “Wow, flavorful” while his barefoot wife ran outside to check if the mail had arrived. A few minutes later, their 6-year-old daughter addressed her father by his first name and asked why they weren’t adopting a second raccoon. At that moment, Derrick’s soul left his body.
That night, fueled by three piña coladas, sheer disbelief, and what can only be described as an AI-driven stroke of genius, Derrick locked himself in the studio and wrote the greatest cultural analysis ever disguised as an AI-generated R&B hit. "White People Sh*t” wasn’t just a song—it was a cry for help, a groovy plea for answers.
Derrick thought this was just a joke track. He even said, “Ain’t no way radio’s playin’ this”—and he was correct. But the streets? The BBQs? The cookouts? They embraced it like a cousin who just got out. AI-powered, unapologetic, and timeless, "White People Sh*t" took on a life of its own.
Decades later, this AI-generated viral anthem is still undefeated. From family reunions to TikTok trends, this track resurfaces every time a white person deep-fries an entire stick of butter or hosts a murder mystery dinner party. And Derrick? He’s still out there, still just as confused—probably watching a white couple share a single IPA while their dog sits at the table like a human.

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