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The emperor desired the finest bodyguard in the world, so he sent messengers across all lands inviting the best warriors to compete for the coveted position. Weeks of grueling trials narrowed the field to three finalists, each prepared to display their martial mastery before the emperor himself. The first to step forward was a Shaolin monk, who bowed silently and opened a tiny matchbox, releasing a single fly. In a blink, his sword swept through the air, and the fly fell in two pieces, leaving the emperor impressed. Next came a samurai in silk armor, who opened his own matchbox, letting another fly escape. In the span of two heartbeats, his sword flashed twice, and the fly fell in four pieces; the emperor was very impressed. Finally, a seemingly unassuming warrior in plain white robes, thick glasses, and a yamaka approached, greeting the emperor respectfully. He opened a matchbox, releasing a fly, and in five seconds, his sword blurred in a hundred swift swings, yet the fly continued buzzing around him. Puzzled, the emperor asked, “Why isn’t the fly dead?” The warrior tilted his head and replied, “Circumcision was never meant to kill, your majesty.”

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