The Isildur1 poker song "I am Isildur"

Finally the isildur1 song is here. Produced by Sohello "BankTheMan" Shah and Fredrik Thomson. Music and song by Joacim (   / jockegustavssonmusic   ) Gustavsson. Lyrics by Fredrik Thomson and Sohello Shah.

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I play heads up 4 rollz

In the big nosebleed game

I play 14 tables at once

And I can't stop til the money is gone




I hate Brian Hastings (I hate him so much)

And his cheating friends

I bet they are in a meeting

And there will be no brag blog this time

Cause that would be dumb




I am Isildur

That degenerate Swede

Boy I almost busted durrrr

But now nobody gives a damn

I hate the min bets (I hate them so much)

And the omaha too (Im not so good in that game)

Why won't you guys just play hold em?

Eat my meatballs while I bust you

Everything you had will soon be mine




I play heads up 4 rollz

15 hours a day

Don't care if you're Phil Ivey

I just wanna add another table

Don't dare min bet me (I hate it so much)

Oh that pisses me off (Yes it really does)

I am stuck so let's play higher

Steaming worse than Phil Hellmuth now, Hellmuth now

I am Isildur

That degenerate Swede

Boy I almost busted durrrr

Oh why didn't I just cash out?

I hate the min bets (Im sure I told you before)

And Omaha too (Yes I really really do)

Why won't you guys just play hold em?

Eat my meatballs while I bust you

Everything you had will soon be mine

You guys just wait because I will soon come back

Hope I don't disconnect

Cuz that would really suck ass

Bet you thought I was busto huh?

Well I'm not

I enjoy the game

And you call me insane

Oh why'd ya'll call me insane? Ohhhh

How I owned that guy called durrrr those days

I guess I just got better hands
Then that cheese burger dude

Ran hotter than hell (He won every fucking hand)

Oh damn why did I play that session?

Didn't even learn my lesson

Dumped another mill to burger guy




It's just me Isildur..