Black Ring Nights - The Troll of the Black Ring Bakery

Copyright by ColorfulVinylRecords963 & Nenad "Nash Knight" Pavlovic (lyrics), 2024

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
In the depths of the night
By the hooting of the owl
Two famished warriors
Are leaving on the prowl.
But finding meals is tricky
In these dark forsaken streets
And if they aren’t careful
They’ll end up in her pits!

There’s no food nor water
Anywhere for miles
But in one dreaded place
That Satan defiled!
In its horrid corridors
The she-troll makes her rounds
For her meaty patties
Humans she would ground!


[Chorus 1]
The Troll of Black Ring bakery
Prepares her trap
Spreading alluring goodiness
Through the doughy flaps.
But don’t fall for her fakery – the troll of Black Ring bakery!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Beyond treacherous roadways
The dreaded bakery looms
Through its musty portals
There is nothing but doom.
Skessa greets the warriors
Flashing broken teeth
But nastier maws
Are drooling down beneath!

The skessa asks the youths
“Do you want my red-hot pizza?”
But the adventurers shout back
“Not for a sea of slivovitza!”
The bite hard on the chow
Chipping teeth and soul
Praying they don’t end up
In the meaty dough.


[Chorus 2]
The Troll of Black Ring bakery
Prepares its trap
Spreading forbidden goodiness
Through the dough flaps.
The smell of golden splendors
Emanates through the night
And noooow - She’s ready for the fight!

[Guitar solo]

[End]