The Wild Love Life of the Aye-Aye

Behold! Get to know the love life of the aye-aye, a.k.a. the largest nocturnal primate in the world!
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And if you wanna meet these sassy lemur lovers, come with me to Madagascar May 29th through June 6th! Link in bio or: https://trovatrip.com/trip/africa/mad...

Transcript: Behold, breaking news out of Madagascar's Ranamafana National Park. Antoinette, affectionately called Toni by her paramours, is back in the dating pool. We land in an exclusive interview with Toni. Good evening, Toni. Bonsoir, Natalia. Mais oui, it is time for me to make love. What do you look for in a dude? I'm pretty easy. A pulse is good. A big, bushy tail. Oh, but if he really wants to do squat thrusts in my cucumber Patch he can bring me some beetle larva. Bonus points if he brings sriracha. Word in these trees is that your copulations are very long. What is the average duration of riding the old skin bus into tuna town? Our lovemaking sessions can be one to two hours. What? 65 minutes on average, but I like to go 69, if you know what I mean. Excuse me. It's thought that the long and robust penis bone or baculum in the male Aye-aye helps with these long intromissions. Oh, an intromission. Think of it as how many licks or seconds it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Roll pop. So you're telling me baby's got baculum. What about chafing? No pain, no gain, Natalia. I mean, it's wild. People thought you were extinct until the middle of last century. You guys were just too busy, you know. I should also note we make love suspended from a tree. Does that make you swingers? Never mind. I bet you work up quite an appetite after a love session like that. So after we make love for so many hours, yeah, we get kind of hungry, you know. And there's no in and out nearby. So what we do is we, yeah, we grab out. That was a good joke because what we do, I've got this long middle finger and it's so I could tap, tap, tap on trees. And then I can listen with my big Ass ears and be like, yo, is there a larva or a grub in their tree? And then I take my large incisors and I crack open the tree and I take my long stabby finger and I poke the grub and I put it in my mouth and I make a yummy sound. Does that make sense? Oh, so you haven't been giving me the finger this entire interview. Oh good. I was getting quite concerned. Oh no, if I did not like you, I would tell you to —- or s*** m* d*** in French. So like a rabbit, your teeth just keep on growing. Oh yes. By the way, my big ass ears help me echolocate the larva and like a bat or a dolphin of the primate world. If people want to see you in the park, what do you suggest they look for? Well, like, you know, I'm nocturnal, so you have to go on a night hike and you can look for my tapetum lucidum or my eyeshine like a house cat, but more of a sex panther. What's on your poking playlist? I really like Gwar. Been listening to a lot of Enya, Ministry, Taylor Swift. Since you are nocturnal, one could say you're always putting on the night moves. I've always been a Bob Seger fan. Thank you so much for your time, Toni, and good luck getting yours. It's been wonderful talking to you, Natalia. A bientot. And folks, if you want to meet Toni, come with me to Madagascar. Yes, I'm leading a trip to Madagascar May 29th through June 6th. If you're interested, let me know. I've got coupons. And if there's a sock on my tree, don't bother knocking, because you know I'm knocking boots. Aye, aye, Captain.