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More Rules to Live Life Right By are included in this eighth volume of Campy Classroom Scare Films. Pay attention, take notes, and no talking.

HEALTH: YOUR FOOD (b&w): Centron once again earns their salt with this slice of surreal puppetry to which mere words can do no justice. Percy stuffs himself on candy and soda, then suffers a sugar-induced hallucination in his bed. An eerie leprechaun named "Nute" (short for nutrition) promptly advises and lectures the boy...With his merry band of evil puppets... In rhyme...

ACCIDENTS DON'T JUST HAPPEN (b&w): Cute but exasperating pseudo-scientific examination of possibly the boring-est ever accident using children’s drawings, radio days-era sound effects, and a group of kiddie actors who could barely pass for totem poles on a good day. Boo.

SOAP BOX DERBY USA (color): Fatherless Bo obsesses over constructing the ultimate soap box racer so he can win money for his college scholarship. Which is strange because Bo looks about 6 years old. Even stranger is Dad’s ghostly voice reminding Bo that a man is nothing without an education! Look out for Paul Anka’s hilarious cameo!

JEAN AND HER DOLLS (color): Jean and Betty have a doll tea party while combating nagging fears that dolly Beatrice has burnt fingers. But when the dollies have a nap, Jean’s sneaky brother, Frank, crayons red measles on dolly Jane’s poor face! But Jean’s doll-disease trauma is quickly forgotten when Mom insists on an impromptu game of hide and seek...

SAY NO TO STRANGERS (color): After conquering grades 1 through 6 with "Dangerous Stranger", Scare-Despot Sid Davis whips the kindergarten crowd into a frenzy with this junior stranger scare flick.

THE ABC OF WALKING WISELY (color): Another beautifully crafted Sid Davis "softie" focusing on the rules of walking wisely. Amazing, this is the second Sid Davis film in this volume in which no one gets as much as a scratch.

THE CAUTIOUS TWINS (color): Animated adventures of the perma-grinning "Cautious Twins" as they avoid all kinds of deadly strangers lurking in cars, bushes, and movie theaters. Obviously, the world is simply crawling with twin-craving creeps.

HOW TO PROTECT YOUR BIKE (color): Wacky, out-of-this-world slapstick atrocity from the usually nasty Mr. Davis.

YOUR HAIR AND SCALP (color): All about those follicles jutting out of your dermis, complete with some marvelously dated Hair Styles from Hell. Narrated by some British-sounding snot.