Verdun Online soudtrack 10: Oh! It's a lovely war!

Lyrics:
Up to your waist in water,
Up to your eyes in slush,
Using the kind of language
That makes the sergeant blush
Oh, who wouldn't join the army?
That's what we all inquire!
Don't we pity the poor civilian,
Sitting around the fire.

Oh, oh, oh it's a lovely war.
Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh?
Oh, it's a shame to take the pay.
As soon as reveille has gone
we feel just as heavy as lead, but
we never get up till the sergeant
brings our breakfast up to bed.
Oh, oh, oh, it's a lovely war.

What do we want
with eggs and ham
when we've got
plum and apple jam?

Form fours. Right turn.
How shall we spend
the money we earn?
Oh, oh, oh it's a lovely war.

Come to the cookhouse door, boys--
sniff the lovely stew.

"Who is it," says the colonel,
"gets better grub than you?
Any complaints this morning?"

Do we complain? Not we.
What's the matter with lumps of
onion floating around your tea?