(Verse 1)
Late nights, working hard in the soft glow,
Salesforce on my screen, but oh, it's slow.
Tryin' to get my data, but it's stuck in a loop,
Feels like I'm stuck in an endless hoop.
(Chorus)
This piece of crap, oh it's got me in a bind,
Salesforce works like a charm when I'm not pressed for time.
But when deadlines loom, it's a different tale,
This piece of crap, oh it never fails to fail.
(Verse 2)
Flows to save, but it's giving me the blues,
Error messages, giving no helpful clues.
Feels like it's laughing, this CRM mocking me,
Salesforce, oh why can't you give me what I need?
(Chorus)
This piece of crap, it's a fickle friend,
Works perfectly when there's time to spend.
But when crunch time hits, it's a frustrating hell,
This piece of crap, oh it never fails to fail.
(Bridge)
Caught in a cycle, a technological trap,
Salesforce, why must you be this piece of crap?
Yearning for the day when you don't derail,
When my faith in you isn't so frail.
(Chorus)
This piece of crap, it's a paradox so cruel,
Runs like a dream when there's no duel.
But when the pressure's on, it's a torturous grail,
This piece of crap, oh it never fails to fail.
(Outro)
So here's to you, Salesforce, you piece of crap,
I wish our relationship wasn't this mishap.
Maybe one day, you'll be more than a snail,
Until then, you're the piece of crap that never fails.
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