Drunk Qunari and a tavern want to Valentine!
This parody is based on the song: I Can't Decide by-Scissor Sisters, (Which MickNinjas do not claim to own being that this is Parody for both the song and the video game it was made for.)
Artwork belongs to the slightly insane (have to be workin' with us) Syn-Cypher. Check the DA out here:
http://syn-cypher.deviantart.com/
Copyrights are as follows: Scissor Sister's track "I Can't Decide" is the property of: EMI Music Publishing, Spirit Music Publishing, UMPG Publishing. Dragon Age: Inquisition is the property of: Electronic Arts, and Bioware.)
This video is intended as snide entertainment, parody, (of both song and game) and of course general snarkery. Happy Valentine's day!
Edit: Lyrics were requested for this one. So, here they are!
It's impossible to gain their approval,
If I say yes, than three no's follow,
Get two swayed the third one wallows,
even with a party's removal,
Doesn't matter whose my minion,
everyone's got their opinion.
My heart is breakin' tonight,
I'd rather suffer the blight,
I stare into my Flagon,
Why can't I just pick dragon?
I can't divine who will be my Valentine,
Cannot romance two at once or everybody's Gonna whine,
assuming that their hearts are full of pride,
sarcastic, vain and probably snide,
Screw it all, for ease of mind the Bull offers a ride!
It's a chore to get your teammates to like you!
Cassandra starts off cold and bitter,
Cullen just a templar Sitter,
Leliana is more likely to strike you!
Josephine, you can't quite stick it,
Spy master will punch your ticket.
Solas is just a let down,
Blackwall betrayal in brown,
Harding's always on the go,
Vivviene just flatly says no!
I can't divine who will be my Valentine,
Cannot romance two at once or everybody's Gonna whine,
assuming that their hearts are full of pride,
sarcastic, vain and probably snide,
Screw it all, for ease of mind the Bull offers a ride!
Dorian we could have a date,
a night of wine and wicked grace,
Or Sera we'll eat cookies, sitting on the rooftop.
Oh forget Minister Bellise ,
or Dowager from the Emprise for dancing,
these things just can't be,
I can't divine who will be my Valentine,
Cannot romance two at once or everybody's Gonna whine,
assuming that their hearts are full of pride,
sarcastic, vain and probably snide,
Screw it all, for ease of mind take Bull up on the ride!
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