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I originally posted this video on my other channel in September 2010, and since the I've heard Rufus Hound do a blog/stand-up thing where he starts with 'Come to Woking', and then go one to mention most of what I'd written for this video. I wouldn't suggest that he saw my video and lifted a few ideas as it might be a coincidence, but otherwise I'd like to say. "I did it first Rufus - where's my BBC credit?"

Come to Woking.

If you like miles and miles of suburbia, row upon row of Lego-brick houses as far as the eye can see, surrounding an over-populated and cramped town centre, then come and live on Woking.

Woking: because it is full of your favourite chain-stores and franchise pubs, but with none of the clutter of history, culture or unnecessary character.

Woking: where chavs are normal people; and being a single-mother is something to aspire to.

Whist in Woking, while not visit one of the nightclubs and get stabbed; or simply complain about the immigrants whilst enjoying their cuisine.

Criminal activity is welcome in Woking, as although CCTV cameras may be watching your every move, there won't be anyone interested in manning the monitors.

Do you like railways? Well, Woking has a fantastic and expensive rail system originally designed to remove the excessive dead from London, and now used to transit the brain-dead from Woking.

H.G. Wells once wrote about Martians landing in Woking and destroying the place -- a fantasy that I share, however, why would any intelligent life want to go there?

Woking: Run by Tories -- ruined by chavs

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