Welcome to the Baj Parade (Ode to Old Twitch)

Dedicated to the old frogs that remember when we didn’t have to say “frogs”

Audio mixed by taake66:
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   / @taakipoe  

Lyrics, vocals, and video by me:
   / @howehtoo  
  / slimhoweh  
  / howeh  

Original song: Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance


Lyrics:
When I was a new frog,
My streamers were playing world of warcraft
And hearthstone at the time.
They said "chat, when you grow up
Would you keep the gachi in plug dj,
the cancer songs alive?"
They said "will you defeat them?
The juicers and all the normie streamers
The grey names they invite?"
Because one day ill leave you, go offline
To let you spread your cancer
To join the forsen bajs

When I was a new frog,
My streamers were playing world of warcraft
And hearthstone at the time.
They said "will you defeat them?
The juicers and all the normie streamers
The grey names they invite?"

Sometimes I feel this website
Will never be the same
The racists and the toucans are destroyed
When Emily faked her disease
and AustinShow was Rajj
Old memes are dead and gone but Forsen boys

Will say we won, will say vi von
And though old twitch is gone believe me
Your autism will carry on
We'll say we won
And though I'm old and now a wagecuck
We still will never be subs

The minecraft kids from youtube
are typing default LuLs
Dickriders of hasan just make me sick
So copy paste the latest AIDS and let's raise your dongers high
Degenerate but we'll never go to kick

We'll say we won, we'll say vi von
And though old twitch is gone believe me
Your autism will carry on
We'll say we won
And though new forsen makes us sleepy
The forsen bajs still carry

On and on we hate on everything (oh haHAA)
Anything not forsen makes me cringe (oh haHAA)
Link this song to nymn
If he sees then vi von

Never sub
And never donate
And don't succumb
to the censorship
Give the love
just like the doctor
We like it scuffed
we're gonna write this script
I know I'm right, I'm never sorry
For all the nights
I fell asleep to Kripp
Give a cheer to all the old frogs
Listen here before we DansGame skip

Im just a pleb, i'm just a memer
I’m just a baj, a connoisseur of clips
Im just a pleb, i'm just a memer

We'll say we won, we'll say vi von
And though old twitch is gone believe me
Your autism will carry on
We'll say we won
And though new forsen makes us sleepy
The forsen bajs still carry on

Never sub (we’ll say vi von)
And never donate
And don't succumb (we’ll say vi von)
to the censorship
Give a cheer (we’ll say vi von)
to all the old frogs
Listen here (we’ll say vi von)
before we DansGame skip