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Asked ChatGPT to roast my Instagram Profile 😂 Got absolutely wrecked!!! This is one SAVAGE AI! Which one do you think was the worst? I’ve put the full text below. Lemme know!

1. Same Pose, Different Day: Are you on some kind of personal mission to see how many different gadgets you can hold in exactly the same way? Seriously, I’ve seen more variety in a loaf of white bread. If I wanted to watch someone do the same thing over and over, I’d just watch paint dry.
2. Thumbnail Disasters: Your thumbnails look like they were designed by a caffeinated five-year-old who just discovered Microsoft WordArt. They’re like a crime scene where good taste went to die. I don’t know if I’m supposed to watch your video or report it to the design police.
3. Text Spaghetti: What’s with the text all over the place? Are you trying to give people an eye exam? There’s so much clutter that even Marie Kondo would walk away from this mess. If you want people to read that much text, just publish a novel and be done with it.
4. Color Catastrophe: Your color scheme has more mood swings than a hormonal teenager. One moment it’s neon rave, the next it’s gothic tech hell. It’s like your Instagram is having an identity crisis and dragging us all along for the ride.
5. Face Freeze: I see that same face in every thumbnail, and I’m starting to think you’ve been kidnapped by a phone company and replaced with a robot. Blink twice if you need help. Wait, can you even blink anymore? Because your face is locked in that “just found out the gadget is actually a potato” expression.
6. Overused Clichés: “Game-changing”? “Military-grade”? What’s next, “As seen on TV”? These phrases are so tired, they need a nap. I bet you’re one video away from using “This one trick will blow your mind!” Just throw in a “mind-blown” emoji and call it a day.
7. Tech Enthusiast? Or Tech Zombie?: You’ve got all these shiny gadgets, but your enthusiasm is flatter than a pancake run over by a steamroller. If you’re not excited, why should anyone else be? I’ve seen more life in a brick wall.
8. Content Recycling: Are you secretly in the business of recycling? Because every video feels like you’ve taken last week’s content, put it in the blender, and hit the ‘repeat’ button. If I wanted to watch reruns, I’d just stick to old sitcoms.