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00:00 Spooktober Kickoff
00:39 Indian immigrant seeks karma
06:45 Kalshi election wagers (sponsor)
08:05 Olympics fan attempts DD
15:15 Beach bum receives inspiration
19:59 Middle aged chef gets cooked
27:44 Highly regarded trader goes for it all