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This is all probably just me. I always go grocery shopping when I'm hungry.. which is the stupidest thing you can do because you just buy anything and everything. I didn't want to brag, but I actually did use the force to open that automatic door. I'm a Jedi, no big deal. I always think I need a basket... then I end up having to trade it in for a cart. My roommate in college and I used to go grocery shopping together and literally every item we would see he would go "Does this have protein? I need my Prot" Eggs, Milk, Lemons, grapefruit, everything. There were Condoms next to the liquor aisle... fuckin complimentary products (economics)... Everybody knows the best food on earth is sandwiches.
I know it's January but I didn't really need snowman noses because Oh wait there's no snow in LA. That's actually very true -- the liquor aisle is so exciting! It just has so many opportunities for aggressive expansion. Orange Juice - do i need pulp? I always have this weird inner struggle... Am i a pulp guy? I'd like to think that I am. Problem is pulp doesnt mix well with vodka. So I usually have to go pulp-free just for flexibility.

"Milk is for babies.. when you grow up you have to drink beer." Words to live by -- direct quote from Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron    • Видео  

"STEAK? Money's too tight for steak... STEAK? Ehh Sure, Steak." If you don't know this one, then I can't do nothing for ya -- it's a Homer Simpson.    • Simpsons Steak  

Diarrhea Pockets is from the one and only JIM GAFFIGAN and I say it every time I see a box of Hot Pockets.    • Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets  

I know what you are and I know what you're not. You're no fucking delivery aka COP - from Dignam mark wahlberg in the Departed.    • Mark Wahlberg as Dignam  

Pepper in german is Pfeffer... but I forgot to include that clip.
I don't fucking get salad at all, let alone Spinach let alone BABY Spinach? I mean it worked for Popeye I guess but not brutus or olive Oil... or wait maybe it did?
My buddy is allergic to Peanuts and he calls peanut butter ... you guessed it... penis butter. Still cracks me up. Ok i better move on. Cheese, Chili, Beans, Hummus, Chili Dogs... you're in for a farty night. True story I brought home Lamb instead of hamburger meat with my hamburger helper and didn't realize it... I had Lamburger Helper it was pretty good. How the fuck is a salad spicy I can never convert Oz to Lb to Liter to Gallon. Bulbasaur Bulba Bulba. Sorry Carmello Anthony but the Honey Nut Cheerios thing is just too funny and I am a Celtics fan so I have to side with Kevin Garnett. I HATE when Someone is standing in front of what i need.. like what do you do? You just get close to them and pretend to be looking at something next to what you really want and then finally he moves and its like ok now i can get it. I am a master at drifting on a shopping cart. I always get confused on the express lane.. do multiple tunafish cans count as one item or 30? Oh the guy in front of me is using a check fantastic? Self-checkout feels like it's the fuckin matrix? I've never in my life not taken all the bags in one trip. The worst part of getting all that good food is that you stop at a fast food place on the way home. So stupid.

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