🤣 🤪 THE BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - After 37 Years Of Marriage... | Funny Jokes

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🤣 🤪 THE BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - After 37 Years Of Marriage... | Funny Jokes

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👇 THE JOKE👇

After 37 years of marriage, Jimmy dumped his wife for his young secretary...

His new girlfriend demanded that she should live in Jimmy's luxurious house.

Since Jimmy's lawyers were of a higher caliber, he received the house in the divorce...

He gave his ex-wife Julie 3 days to move out.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases...

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight...

Then she put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

After she finished, she went into each and every room...

And deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left...

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell of rotting shrimp...

They tried everything: cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned...

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days...

In the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting...

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit...

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit...

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house...

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place...

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house...

She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly.

In fact, she would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

Assuming his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 10% of what the house had been worth.

But only if she were to sign the papers that very day...

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...

Including the curtain rods...

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