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Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag six.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two guys objected strongly.

"Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

The plane took off.

However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob,

"Any idea where we are?"

Billy Bob replied,

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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