Warhammer 40,000: Combat Patrol Issue #1: A Review

Is the first issue of Warhammer 40,000 Combat Patrol magazine worth subscribing to? Let's find out!

Timestamps:

~ Intro stuff ~

00:29 Disclaimers
02:14 What is Combat Patrol (the game)?
03:00 What is Combat Patrol (the magazine)?
03:48 The Hook
05:41 Cost Breakdown (as of January '24, take with a pinch of salt)
07:55 Included Promotional Materials
08:07 What Factions will get a Combat Patrol (and a guess why some won't)

~ What's Included in Issue #1? ~

10:24 Goodies!
11:24 Premium Subscriber Perks
12:40 Promotional Guff
13:15 EVERY WARHAMMER ADVERT IS UNNECESSARILY ANGRY!!!!11!1!ONE
17:15 Poster (basically the Ultimate Starter Set art with Combat Patrol on it)
21:14 Double-sided Battle Mat

~ Let's Get Into Combat Patrol ~

22:48 The Magazine Itself
24:53 The Introduction by 'Rich'
26:05 How to Build
31:35 Welcome to the 41st Millenium
34:03 The Three Main Categories of Army (Imperium, Chaos, Xenos)
35:53: SPESS MEHREENS, TEH AENGLES OF DETH
40:48 Tyranids, the Devouring Swarm
45:08 Primaris Captain in Terminator Armour (and my version of him)
51:22 Winged Tyranid Prime (no photos, but mine's Seraphim Sepia, Flesh Tearers Red, and Guilliman Flesh, with a bit of Army Painter's Fire Giant Orange for the gribbly bits)
53:00 Roberts' Theory of Women, Tyranids, and CARDBOARD BAWKSES

~ Welcome to Warhammer 40,000 ~

57:29 Gameplay Rules & Scenario
58:50 Core Concepts
01:02:58 Mission 1: First Strike
01:07:52 Visible Confusion
01:14:50 To the Victor go to the Spoils
01:16:36 The End, and Closing Thoughtsx`

LINKS TO THINGS MENTIONED:

Warhammer 40,000 Combat Patrol Magazine Site:
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