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When Trump Wants Your Country But Not Your Visa

Trump just announced he wants to invade Greenland, annex Canada, and take over Mexico. Meanwhile, H1B visa fees are now $100,000 and thousands of Indian students are getting deported from Canada.

So let me get this straight - America wants your LAND but not your PEOPLE? They'll invade your borders but won't approve your visa? They want Mexican territory but build walls to keep out Mexicans?

In this video, I break down the absolute CHAOS of Trump's territorial expansion plans while Indian students are desperately trying to get visas that cost more than a house. We're talking about:

• Trump threatening to use military force on NATO allies
• The $100,000 H1B visa fee that destroyed Indian tech worker dreams
• 7,000+ Indian students facing deportation from Canada over fake admission letters
• Why conservatives AND liberals are both wrong about this
• The irony of wanting countries but not their people
• What happens when Trump invades Canada while you're applying to UBC

This is the ultimate Pajeet perspective on American imperialism. We make fun of EVERYONE - Trump supporters, liberals, Indians, Canadians, the whole circus. Equal opportunity roasting because that's how we do it.

Featuring classic moments like:
"Kindly approve my visa sir, I will do the needful"
Why Ramesh's admission letter was made in Microsoft WordArt
Bangalore traffic is worse than deportation
Canada is just a WiFi extender for America
The "Donroe Doctrine" and Manifest Destiny 2.0

Whether you think Trump is based or fascist doesn't matter - we're all getting screwed differently. This video is for everyone who's ever been told "we want your country's resources, just not YOU."

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#Trump #Immigration #H1B #Canada #Greenland #IndianStudents #Visa #Politics #Comedy #Ragebait #Pajeet

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DISCLAIMER: This video uses satire, exaggeration, and dark comedy to discuss current events. All stereotypes and caricatures are intentionally absurd for comedic effect. No actual cows were harmed in the making of this video (the money cow was already dead from financial mismanagement).


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Timestamps:
0:00 - Trump's Invasion Plans
2:30 - The H1B Visa Disaster
5:15 - Indian Students Getting Deported
7:45 - Both Sides Are Wrong
10:20 - The Land vs People Paradox
13:00 - Why We Keep Trying Anyway
15:30 - The Serious Part (Don't Skip This)

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Join the conversation in the comments - tell me which part made you angriest. Bonus points if you're mad FOR different reasons than everyone else. That means I did my job right.

Like, subscribe, and share with someone who needs to laugh-cry about the state of modern immigration policy.

Or don't. I'm not your dad. Your dad is probably stuck in Bangalore traffic right now anyway.