There's an age-old question that has torn friendships apart and fueled countless forum wars: who is the bigger geek? This song is a tribute to that sacred and incredibly petty rivalry. It's a diss track for the casuals, an anthem for the hardcore, and a blow-by-blow account of a geek-off for the ages. Place your bets.
Song by: Dead Channel Audio
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I walk into the room and the Wi-Fi gets stronger
My Ethernet cables are thick and they're longer
I got liquid nitrogen freezing the core
My rig sounds like a jet plane ready for war
You’re streaming in ten-eighty, I’m in eight-K raw
My rig is the law, leaves you staring in awe
I got the first edition cartridge still sealed in the box
I got the beta keys, the dev tools, the digital locks
I’m the silicon god, you’re just a user account
Check the scoreboard, buddy, look at the kill count!
[Chorus]
You don’t know the lore!
Step back!
You’re a casual bore!
We’re measuring up and I’m settling the score!
My geek is massive!
Mine’s hitting the floor!
Yeah, my geek is at least twice the size of yours!
Step back!
You don’t know the lore!
Step back!
You’re a casual bore!
We’re measuring up and I’m settling the score!
My geek is massive!
Mine’s hitting the floor!
Yeah, my geek is at least twice the size of yours!
[Verse 2]
Oh, you got fancy hardware? That’s a cute little crutch
I beat the game blindfolded with a gentle touch
I speak fluent Klingon, Elvish, and High Valyrian too
I corrected the wiki page because the writer was you
I hand-stitched the cosplay, took six months of grind
I know the writer’s intent, I know what’s on his mind
You’re reading the subtitles, I’m quoting the source
I’m a hurricane of canon, a unstoppable force
Your collection is plastic, my knowledge is deep
I’m the reason the developers lose all their sleep!
[Chorus]
You don’t know the lore!
Step back!
You’re a casual bore!
We’re measuring up and I’m settling the score!
My geek is massive!
Mine’s hitting the floor!
Yeah, my geek is at least twice the size of yours!
Step back!
You don’t know the lore!
Step back!
You’re a casual bore!
We’re measuring up and I’m settling the score!
My geek is massive!
Mine’s hitting the floor!
Yeah, my geek is at least twice the size of yours!
[Verse 3]
I got the Japanese imports that never hit the states
I camped out for three weeks right outside of the gates
I own the prop sword that was used in the scene
I keep my collectibles spotless and pristine
I’m an alpha tester, I break the code for fun
I speedrun your lifetime before you’ve begun
I play on hardcore, you’re on story mode
I carry the team, yeah, I carry the load
You’re a tourist in my world, just passing through
I got a terabyte of data that’s bigger than you!
[Verse 4]
You collect the toys, but I embody the spirit
When I walk the convention floor, the people, they fear it
I’m a guild leader, warlord, queen of the raid
I got a legitimate throne that I personally made
I don’t need a manual, I feel the mechanics
When I enter the lobby, I cause mass panic
My geek is organic, yours is bought off the shelf
You need to go touch grass and get over yourself
I’m the final boss battle that you cannot survive
I’m the geekiest creature that is currently alive!
[Chorus]
Step back!
You don’t know the lore!
Step back!
You’re a casual bore!
We’re measuring up and I’m settling the score!
My geek is massive!
Yeah, my geek is at least twice the size of yours
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