SSBB - The Subspace Emissary - Stage 24: Battleship Halberd Exterior

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Zelda and Sheik/Zelda decide to ignore the situation by escaping from their place.

"Or Sheik wanted to rip Snake a new one for underestimating her," Palutena said.

"Oh, come on. That wasn't it," Chris said.

"Actually, that WAS really it," Sheik said.

"Y-you girls can be scary sometimes..."

They manage to sneak out to the bridge where Peach is nearly killed breathes in and out by Fox's assault on the cannon. And because of that, Sheik proves Fox's unluckiness in flying vessels in the story by destroying it. The two nearly become enemies until President Peach offers tea.

"The entire Mushroom Kingdom and I were just about to stick up our spears in all of Fox's holes, and probably make new ones at that," Chris said.

"Seriously, what was he thinking trying to gun down a PRINCESS?" Palutena asked sternly. "Is it a wonder his ex left him?"

"I am appalled of his display of rudeness myself," Sheik said. "This was done in pure bad taste."

"How dare he try to blow up a girl like Peach!" Jigglypuff said, puffing out. "Hurting her is like killing a hundred baby Shinx!"

"Honestly! His tea should've been poisoned as a crafty way to get revenge on him!" Nana said.

"Frankly, I am ashamed this event even happened," Samus commented. "Imagine all of her subjects crying out her name all at once..."

"I could imagine such stress..." Rosalina said. "I do consider the worst case scenario so many times, and since I'm seen as a ruler of the galaxies of sorts...I could relate any tragic event just as killing Princess Peach. Her death would bring much pain, indeed..."

"What's this? This man tried to kill an important figure of peace just because she was in the way?" Lucina asked, wincing really hard. "Has he no shame in this? Did he think about the nasty repercussions his actions could've caused to millions? Unforgivable!"

"Yeah, I agree," the female Robin said. "Procuring the lives of people, especially princesses and any other kingly figure, should be the top priority... What a real shame to just so carelessly shoot her along with the cannon."

"As a woman encouraging people to have good fit bodies," the Wii Fit Trainer began, "stress for the mind can potentially lead to bad postures and unpleasant times during yoga sessions. It's really not advised to shoot others down for the sake of destroying a weapon."

A female Villager frowned. "Oh, this is so sad... I-I can't bear to think what could've happened if Peach had died... Fox is a horrible person!" she said.

Chris just noticed that the rest of the female cast came to the scene...even the ones that weren't in the story. He assumed Palutena brought them. Though, he also had noticed that all of the harmful comments towards Fox reduced him to a sad pathetic man sitting down and strongly hugging his knees, his head obscured behind them to hide his whimpering sounds and tears. "...Girls, I think you went a little too far with him," he muttered. "...Peach, say something."

"Uh... I was going to forgive him with tea for what he did earlier..." Peach revealed, making all the girls look at her and think she was crazy for forgiving him so easily. "So...that's why I offered tea during that time in the first place..."

"..." Everyone exchanged incredulous glances.

"...I still think he's a jerk," Nana said, with every other girl nodding sans Peach. Fox's whimpers just grew even louder as a shadow cast over his self, making Chris and Peach sigh to each other.

Key Notes:

First Part: Are We Really Inspecting The Exterior That Much?
This stage is rather short, but there are a few golden boxes hidden in some places. Be on the lookout for them in the video.

Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.