TI10 Parody

And it's here! Enjoy :)
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Original Song: Build a B*tch - Bella Poarch

LYRICS

Here at TI10
There's no real crowd for cheers or boos
We've got hair flips
We've got jukes
We've got homeless people too

Here at TI10
Whether you're a pro or noob
There will be someone in all chat who'll flame you

Sweden didn't want us there
Thank you based Romania
Liquid should sit out next year
So we get more Insania

Magnus horn toss every game
Synd and Sunsfan trivia
Did Kyle tweet and jinx NA?
(I mean, this is just sad.)

Here at TI10
Some are bald and some are rude
Play in microwaveless rooms*
Where you cannot wipe your poo

Here at TI10
The hype will make you wanna queue
So shave your head and go expand your hero pool

Co-la-la-la-la-llapse, ya-ya-yatoro
Mira, Miposhka, TORONTOTOKYO

Forgotten aegis on the floor
Good game good luck lil bro
Ragequits, 10 buybacks and more
I'm out of breath like Avo

Marci and new anime
Hope we get some remodels
Better luck next year Ame
Jia you xian bei!**

Goodbye TI10
2.7 Million views
Now here come post-TI blues
Let's go fiend reshuffle news
Goodbye TI10
There's nothing else to watch or do
It's been 10 years but we're still playing Dota 2

It's been 10 years but we're still playing Dota 2

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*Footnote 1: I realized too late into video editing that teams DID IN FACT have microwaves :( I mistook Team Spirit's sarcasm about how Valve graciously gave them one to mean that they didn't have one to start.

**Footnote 2: WAOW CHINESE. This means "Good luck senpai" -- there's a popular Chinese fanfiction all about how ame is the protagonist of a Dota harem (Chinese memes are on the next level...)

Anyways, no hate to the people I make fun of here. YOU'RE ALL FLOWERS. Hope the memes are still relevant because I had trouble watching TI live this year. :( Anyhow, flame me in Discord or twitch chat if you must -   / discord  

Later fam! Stay safe!