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Track 4 - My Disappearing Songs Do Not Make Sense - Your Grandma Is a WiFi Signal absurd core track, AI vocals, UK music artist, digital afterlife, surreal emotional comedy, family connection, 9000UK

Welcome to 9000UK – the independent music project created by Ioannis Politou, a Greek songwriter and producer based in the UK. Every lyric is written by a human hand, and every song is crafted with heart and purpose — blending deep emotion, modern AI-powered sound, and real stories that aim to heal, uplift, or simply make you laugh.

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Further Information: Your Grandma Is a WiFi Signal is Track 4 from the album My Disappearing Songs Do Not Make Sense. This Absurd Core track blends heartfelt sentiment with surreal digital imagery, imagining a grandmother streaming love through routers, pings, and invisible bandwidth. It’s a humorous yet strangely emotional meditation on memory, connection, and the afterlife expressed through technology.

A unique fusion of warmth and absurdity, turning grief and nostalgia into a digital signal that never fades.

Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved
Your Grandma Is a WiFi Signal (By 9000UK)
Absurd Core – humorous, emotional, surreal, and deeply imaginative.

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Video Chapters

00:00 - Digital Ancestral Signal
00:18 - Memory in the Bandwidth
00:46 - Emotional Ping
01:10 - Ghostly Connection
01:42 - Surreal Warmth
02:10 - Firmware of Family
02:44 - Eternal Streaming

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Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved.

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Lyrics: Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved
Your Grandma Is a WiFi Signal (By 9000UK)
(Lyrics by Ioannis Ntizoglou - Absurd Core)

Intro
Static hums and cookies glow,
She waves from routers down below
Invisible hugs in data streams,
Her laughter pings between my dreams

Verse 1
Password typed with trembling hands,
Ghostly broadband understands
Ping of memory, sweet and slow,
Her warmth in every radio

Pre-Chorus
She buffers love through every wall,
Connected souls can never fall

Chorus
Your grandma is a Wi-Fi signal,
Streaming through the afterlife
She keeps the network warm and gentle,
Blessed bandwidth after strife

Chorus
Your grandma is a Wi-Fi signal,
Streaming through the afterlife
She keeps the network warm and gentle,
Blessed bandwidth after strife

Verse 2
She updates me at half past three,
Firmware full of family
Every packet hums her song,
No disconnects where hearts belong

Pre-Chorus
She buffers love through every wall,
Connected souls can never fall

Chorus
Your grandma is a Wi-Fi signal,
Streaming through the afterlife
She keeps the network warm and gentle,
Blessed bandwidth after strife

Chorus
Your grandma is a Wi-Fi signal,
Streaming through the afterlife
She keeps the network warm and gentle,
Blessed bandwidth after strife

Bridge
If I forget, she’ll still appear,
Through every ping I hold her near
Absurd love’s unbreakable thread,
Forever logged in, never dead

Outro
The router blinks, her light still glows,
Grandma streams where nobody knows