Zoggy Marley - Real Ba(L)dman Riddim

Bald but hearty, a lionheart's fire
Odablock's tales, they inspire
With a heart full of gold and a bald head so bright
Odablock champion, RuneScape's knight
Beneath the Kingston sun, his legacy began
Now Jagex knows, him's the man

Yet in his heart, there's a laugh untold
'Cause the bald just a sign that his bravery's bold
From the grand ol' Wizards' Tower, to the Karamja shore
Odablock journeys on, it's adventure him store
Through the Dagganoth dens, where the seas they roar
Him bald head a shine, like a beacon of lore
Him scalp be a beacon, for his RuneScape pride
They may laugh and jest, but him take it in stride
'Cause Odablock bald head, be part of his vibe
Odablock odablock no hair, what a zoggy
Odablock odablock bald head,
Odablock odablock no hair,
Odablock odablock, bald head

In Gielinor's realm, where legends are made
Odablock's fame, like his dome, won't fade
Whispers in the bank, 'bout the hair that's lost
But Odablock just laugh, and he pay no cost
Bald and brave, on his virtual land
Bounty hunter champ, with no hair strand
Him stream with passion, him play with heart
Even if him head look like a work of art
Bald tales on Twitch, where him fame it grow
But man can't buy hair from the Grand Exchange, oh no!
Him still a grind, though him scalp it free
Shine brighter than the stars, for the world to see

Freedom's the quest in the game I play
Stronghold of Security, I breach with delay
Odablock be the name on the high score chase
Old school Runescape, it's a cultural grace

Just gimme that loot, I'm thirsty to level
I'm skilling so hard, with a cause
Shiny dome in the mirror, it's a glaring view
Trusted in promises, but they never grew
Doc played the game, my gold he did take
Hairline's retreat, was a high stake mistake

Now I'm grinding through, with a bald head to flaunt
My hair transplant scam, it's a taunting haunt

Odablock odabloc, bald head no hair what a zoggy
Odablock odabloc, bald head no hair what a zoggy
Odablock odabloc, bald head no hair what a zoggy
Odablock odabloc, bald head no hair what a zoggy

Innadi land Varrock, wheredi heroes roam,
There be tale of woe lad named Odablock alone.
Eem seek cure fi 'im baldin' dome,
But him quest fi hair led to scam, oh no!

Odablock, him get scammed by di hairline doc,
Left 'im bald, like a chicken pon di walk.
But him still standin' tall, wit 'im helmet pon,
Inna di realm of RuneScape, him forever strong
So let's sing dis song fi Odablock, our hero bold,
Inna di reggae rhythm, 'is tale is told.
Though 'im hair may be gone, 'is spirit's gold,
Inna di heart of RuneScape, 'is legend will unfold.

Odablock odablock bald head no hair, what a zoggy
Odablock odablock bald head no hair, what a zoggy

Odablock, odablock,bald head no hair what a zoggy
Odablock, odablock,bald head no hair what a zoggy
Odablock, odablock,bald head no hair what a zoggy
Odablock, odablock,bald head no hair what a zoggy