Villains Too Stupid To Win Ep.09 - Lex Luthor

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The Dubstep Doomsday Device:

Still basking in the afterglow of the Kryptonian gig, aspiring Metropolis DJ Skril-lex Hoofer seeks to elevate his drops to a Kryptonian level of grime. Sifting through the wreckage from the show, he uses a blown Kryptonian subwoofer and some of Zod’s bodily fluids (you don't wanna know), to brew up the embodiment of Kryptonian dubstep; the Dubstep Doomsday Device. Unbeknownst to Skril-lex, the exact same method by which the Kryptonians destroyed their homeworld. Ignorant of the true bass-potential of his new creation, Skril-lex unleashes it onto Metropolis.

Local resident Boomerman gets the fright of his life, resolving to put a stop to Skril-lex's gig, despite buying his condo with full knowledge there was a venue nearby. Unfortunately for him, noise control stopped taking his calls years ago, so he storms down to the venue in a huff to complain in person.

Farm boy CK is back, brimming with confidence after surviving one rave, he naively makes his way to the front.

Boomerman is forced to defend himself after accidentally stumbling into the ruck pit, discovering too late that no one seems to be able to hear him, let alone care about his complaints. He really didn’t think this through. He did do the right thing by bringing a mask along, but the few times he put it on, he wasn't even wearing it properly. The damn thing was getting in the way of all the yelling. Eventually coming across his niece, who knowing what her uncle is like, pretends to have fallen victim to the concert as well.

Skril-lex eventually realises this gig probably represents an existential threat to humanity, but resolves to vibe through it anyway. A make-a-wish foundation kid is the first casualty, when his electric wheelchair overheats just before the bridge drop. Bad timing little dude!

CK, who already preloaded before the show, struggles to remain conscious after making the mistake of accepting a doob that was going around. Luckily, a more experienced veteran offers to shield him.

Just as Boomerman was losing hope of ever getting to sleep before 10pm, retired gangster, Grandpa Picard, unwittingly saves the world, when he comes out of nowhere and puts a swift end to that racket with a few bursts from his kryptonite-infused tommy gun.

Dubstep song:

More Plastic - Razor
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