Reasons to be Pretty - Steph

A monologue from Neil LaBute's Reasons to be Pretty.
The Character of Steph from page.34 onwards.

Greg. Sit down, Greg and listen to me for once
This might help you with your next girlfriend
Greg, your hair is thinning – I’m a hair dresser and I should know. You try to hide it pretty well but I can spot it. Two years, that’s what I give it…
I don’t like your eyes, I never have. I think they’re small and piggish and you make it worse by squinting a lot.
Your nose, where do I even begin with your nose? It’s your mums so I should be kind, but hey… your nostrils make me sick and I always have to look up into them because we have the most unimaginative sex that person could ever come up with…
Your teeth are okay – just – I don’t like your lips at all. Your mouth is wide and your lips are way too thick to be sexy and I hate kissing you. This is a shame but it is true, I’ve hated kissing you from almost the first time we did it and that’s really depressing. Your tongue is like this little poker and you move it too fast … and well you get the idea… it sucks.
I’m not going to be so crass as to say too much about your dick because that would put me at your level – being hurtful – but I will say this: you’re way too hairy down there and most girls find that disgusting. It kind of makes me gag. You should be aware of it, anyway, it’s gross. Enough said.