2016 Clemson-South Carolina Extended Football Highlights 56-7

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FIrst there was 45-0. Then there was 63-17. Now there is and forever will be 56-7.

Despite the 49 point differential, the score was not truly indicative of just how much better Clemson was than the chickens. Coach Dabo Swinney showed mercy on disgraced former Florida Coach Will Muschamp, and Ben Boulware showed much mercy to 40 year old high school senior Jake "Young Joe Montana" Bentley in not breaking him in two before the Carolina coaches threw in the garnet towel at halftime. Deshaun Watson messed around and threw 6 TDs before leaving the game in the mid-third quarter, or the Tigers surely would have scored at least 200 points. By the grace of Clemson's mercy, the scoring was limited to 56, and Jake Bentley was allowed to leave Death Valley with all limbs intact after getting a close view of what a real football program and setting look like. Mike Williams also graciously counseled Jamarcus King on the many ways a DB can reach the endzone while getting Mossed or carried. Also, some scrub named Brysoft Allen-Williams cried after the game, along with a random 30 year old redheaded woman.

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