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Once upon a time there was a strange young lad
with rock hard abs, yeah he was a chad.
He grew up in a middle class home with his brother and sister,
got married, and became a mister
Johnson first name Trenton. He did track, cross country, and a-wrestlin'.
See Trenton was your average guy: stuck things up your butt and made you cry.
Except for one little thing that wasn't quite right.

Trenton was in love with his niece. Wha-at?
Trenton was in love with his niece. Oh-oh-oh-ohhh.
He would see his niece and say, "Well I guess that I could swing that way.
I am in love with my niece."

Trenton's brother was a tad bit concerned that he spent so much of his time with her:
his daughter who was only five years old at the time. "Hey Trenton please do you mind?"
"Geez brother I just to want to be in her life, a supportive father figure isn't that alright?"
Trenton watched too much anime, thought dating little girls would be okay.
Yeah something up in his brain just wasn't quite right.

Trenton was in love with his niece. Wha-at?
Trenton was in love with his niece. Oh-oh-oh-ohhh.
He would see his niece and say, "Well I guess that I could swing that way.
I am in love with my niece."

All of Trenton's friends around the hospital bed thinking about what the doctor had said:
"It's not looking good, he has a tumor in his lung, it's a sad story for one so young,
and I don't think that he'll make it. I'm sorry everyone.

As Trenton was lying in his underwear, surrounded by friends deep in prayer,
he muttered something there into the night:

"I loved my niece but not in a weird way.
My only wish was to make her happy and brighten her day.
Now my life has been cut short and we part ways too soon.
Friends, won't you give her the life I never could?"
And he was gone.

Zach was stupid and started to smile when he heard that Trenton loved a child.
He proceeded to write a song that wasn't quite right.

Trenton was in love with his niece. Wha-at?
Trenton was in love with his niece. Oh-oh-oh-ohhh.
He would see his niece and say, "Well I guess that I could swing that way.
I am in love with my niece.
I am in love with my niece.
I am in love with my niece."