SERVICE DENIED! The Weirdest Guitar Amp I've Ever Seen and Refuse to Fix

Here's one that I have refused service on due to some very BONKERS building techniques. This thing has more boards than a surfing convention, more connections and plugs than a middle age dating party, parts from virtually every era, and on top of everything, there is NO SCHEMATIC. This won't stop us from opening it up, gawking at the freak show, and having a little fun at our own expense.
If the builder sees this video, I hope he doesn't think I'm being mean, because I am not. To be perfectly fair to him, it is likely this was a build designed to consume some spare parts and be creative with what was on hand. This appears to be a frugal build, which I admire. This build is simply outside my ability as a repair person to service without spending so much time tracing out the circuit as to render any attempt at repair uneconomical.
----------------------------------
WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THIS CHANNEL:
♠Stand in the Middle of the Street Naked Screaming "LONG LIVE THE GUITOLOGIST"!
OR
♠Send an unwanted piece of gear or send a small tip via Paypal: [email protected]
Thanks for your support!

♠STUFF I USE
-5A Variac: http://amzn.to/2FNWthU
-Jameco Isolation Transformer: https://amzn.to/2PRv1Fa
-Fluke 87: http://amzn.to/2DwHjvr
-Yotec 936 Soldering Station: http://bit.ly/2JqB1Vw
-Sealody SSA51 soldering station: http://amzn.to/2DJTS7P
-Black and Decker Heat Gun: http://amzn.to/2DWpDhr
-Geekcreit® LCR-T4 Mega328 Transistor Tester http://bit.ly/2J9uLSA
-HT02 Handheld Infrared Thermal Camera http://bit.ly/2LXfLoD
-Solderless Breadboard: http://bit.ly/2stkVAq
-Breadboard Jumper Wires: http://bit.ly/2JowaEh
-Geekcreit® XR2206 Function Signal Generator DIY Kit http://bit.ly/2LYBvkb
-Contact Cleaner: http://amzn.to/2FVitro
-Deoxit Fader Cleaner: https://amzn.to/2LPwtsE
♠RECORDING
-JVC Everio Camcorder https://amzn.to/2RLIleU
-Andonstar USB Microscope: https://bit.ly/2q8QIWz
-Articulated Boom Arm with Cam Mount: https://amzn.to/2Hlo2AX
-Shure Beta 87A https://amzn.to/2rNPnoW
-EV 635A Omnidirectional Dynamic Mic https://amzn.to/2pR8HQT
♠BOOKS
-RCA TUBE MANUAL http://amzn.to/2GOBVqS
-DESIGN AND CONSTRUCTION OF TUBE AMPLIFIERS: http://amzn.to/2HSNMne
-Designing Tube Preamps for Guitar and Bass: http://amzn.to/2DK5tmt
♠2006 FENDER AMERICAN STD TELECASTER PICKUPS
-TV Jones Magnatron Neck: https://amzn.to/2q1zQjD
-Seymour Duncan Vintage Stacked Bridge: https://amzn.to/2GyZjrK