DSP’s ENTIRE Machinima Partnership DISASTER - Summarised

DSP: one of Machinima's top partners (in his own head) sits down for 3 hours to discuss his 6 year tenure working for the company. Expect highlights such as the disaster trip to E3 2012, shilling a broken app for a free Xbox, Machinima's response to "The Incident" and ultimately being fired for telling the CEO he should help DSP rather than run the company. It is a fun ride!

Time Stamps
0:00 - Did You Know DSP?
0:07 - Rage Quitting Is Against The Law
0:46 - Welcome To DSP Reacts
1:38 - Quick Preview of What Is To Come (LYING)
1:56 - Doxxing John Rambo 12 Years Later
2:21 - 2009: DSP Starts Blowing Up On YouTube
2:58 - Machinima Offers FREE MONEY
3:39 - THERE WAS TERMS AND CONDITIONS?! WOW DOOD
4:16 - 2011: DSP GETS FIRED
4:38 - PEOPLE WERE CLICKING THE ADS I NEVER TOLD THEM TO
5:23 - BlipTV Ban
6:24 - DSP Begs Machinima to Hire Him
6:49 - NO I SHOULD NOT BE BLURRING OUT NAMES EVERYONE KNOWS THEY WORK FOR MACHINIMA MAN
7:15 - Machinima Partnership Acquired
7:37 - BIG BIG MONEY
8:21 - I WAS ONE OF MACHINIMA’S BIGGEST GUYS!
8:32 - Marvel Vs Capcom ALL BLAHCKED BY MACHINIMA
9:13 - Forced Machinima Promotions
9:53 - DSP’s Machinima Contact Starts Ignoring Him
10:23 - 2012: NEW CONTRACT, MORE MONEY
11:00 - DO NOT SHARE
11:09 - Paying John Rambo
11:58 - E3 2012: HAWKEN SHILLING TIME!
13:09 - BUT I NEED JOHN TO COME WITH ME MAN
13:19 - I Have a Back Injury… WOW YOU FIND THAT FUNNY?!
13:49 - Could I Have Gone By Myself? YES, WE LIED!
14:26 - THEY TOLD ME I COULD GO TO E3 WITHOUT HAWKEN SHILLING
14:59 - Party With DJ Pee Pants
15:33 - E3 DAY 1: EVERYONE IS LATE AND IN KINDERGARTEN
16:41 - JOHN DOESN’T DRINK! PARTY IS OVER
17:18 - E3 DAY 2: DSP MEETS HIS CHAPERONE
17:50 - Phil and John’s ‘Great’ E3 Coverage
18:04 - DSP’s TV DEBUT!
18:23 - Machinima Loved the Content Dood!
18:43 - E3 DAY 3: WE COULD HAVE SKIPPED THE LINES. WOW.
19:37 - Hawken Promotion CANCELLED
20:25 - 2013: PROJECT 7 REJECTED
21:32 - MAJOR CONTRACT CHANGE - DSP STREET FIGHTER SHUT DOWN
23:13 - Machinima Xbox 360 App
23:56 - THEY GAVE ME AN XBOX DOOD
24:27 - DSP’s Machinima App Ad
24:54 - MACHINIMA APP IS TRASH, YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND DSP GAMING!
25:38 - Are You Worried About Retaliation? WHAT RETALIATION?! MACHINIMA DON’T EXIST!
25:57 - Content ID System Launches: 1000’s OF VIDEOS CLAIMED
26:23 - MACHINIMA KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS?!
26:51 - THEY OFFERED ME MANAGED PARTNERSHIP WHEN I WAS A MANAGED PARTNER… WHAT?!!
27:17 - What Are You Going To Do After YouTube Ends?
28:30 - 2014: Free Tickets To PAX REJECTED
28:51 - "TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD OUT FOR 100 YEARS”
29:05 - I CAN’T DROP MY PLANS MAN!
29:26 - 2015: THE WAR WITH TIHYDP
29:55 - SUE THEM INTO OBLIVION
30:10 - Why Are You Taking Down Videos? IT’S NOT ME GUYS!
31:16 - August 2015: DSP GAMING HIT WITH FALSE STRIKES
32:03 - THAT’S WHY MY CHANNEL DOESN’T GET RECOMMENDED GUYS
32:37 - 2016: ‘The Incident’
32:56 - WHO CARES?! WITHIN A FEW WEEKS NO ONE WILL REMEMBER!
33:24 - SPOILER ALERT: IT DIDN’T GO AWAY
33:50 - 2017: THE END OF MACHINIMA
34:21 - All My Contacts LAID OFF!
34:42 - Writing Machinima to Help The Adpocalypse THEY DID NOT RESPOND
35:00 - DUDE I’M GOING TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
35:14 - Just Make Shorter Videos... HUH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
35:46 - DSP EMAILS MACHINIMA CEO - GETS FIRED
37:36 - I WAS NOT FIRED! THEY NEVER HIRED ME DOOD!
38:04 - The Jokes on Them! My Business is THRIVING
39:10 - Hope You Enjoyed 3 Hour of DSP Talking About DSP
39:24 - What Did You Think of the Event?

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