How to Not Get Raped (video, 2015)
Created By: Anna Akana
Producer: Sienna Beckman
Logline: TW: Rape. A helpful How-To video that does exactly what it says on the tin. (Comedy satire by Anna Akana)
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Video transcript:
0:00: Hi!
0:01: I'm Anna Akana.
0:01: And I'm here to help women everywhere not get raped.
0:05: Because it's totally our responsibility, right?
0:08: (dramatic chord)
0:09: The best form of rape prevention
0:11: is to assimilate yourself into society as a man.
0:15: Now I know what you're thinking.
0:16: "Anna, rape does NOT just apply to women."
0:19: This is true.
0:20: So to ensure the safety of your butt,
0:22: spread a rumor that you yourself are a rapist,
0:25: so other rapists
0:26: will see you as a colleague.
0:27:Anna: Hey fellas!
0:28: Anna: How dem rapes looking lately?
0:30: Guys: What?
0:30: Anna: Yeah, you get any good rapes, dawg?
0:32: Guy 1: Yeah, we're busy right now.
0:33: Guy 2: Yeah.
0:34: Anna: Busy thinking 'bout dat rape~
0:35: Guy 1: Okay, we're gonna get--
0:36: Anna: Hey guys, come on bruh!
0:37: Anna: Give me some rape tips, dawg!
0:38: Anna: I just wanna learn how to rape from you!
0:40: Anna: Yo, we're friends, dawg!
0:42: (Arguing) Anna: Wait here! Get back, I wanna rape!
0:47: Man: NO! NO!
0:48: If you absolutely cannot pretend to be a man
0:51: façading as a rapist,
0:52: another expensive and fear-induced solution
0:54: is to hire bodyguards.
0:56: Will you protect me from rape?
0:57: Yes ma'am.
0:58: We will.
0:59: But will you rape me?
1:02: Yes ma'am.
1:03: We will.
1:05: I'm just gonna...
1:06: call 911 really quick.
1:07: If your bodyguards aren't trustworthy,
1:09: protect yourself the old American way.
1:11: (dingdong)
1:14: Excuse me, do you have the time?
1:16: (whoosh)
1:17: (gunshots)
1:25: No I don't have the time.
1:27: For rape.
1:28: (gunshot)
1:29: We've been conditioned our whole lives
1:31: to not get raped.
1:33: My dad put me in martial arts.
1:34: My mom gives me knives and pepper spray,
1:36: and despite the fact that I like that stuff, it's mostly for anti-rape.
1:39: We're told by society,
1:40: "Never walk alone at night.
1:41: Never walk down an alleyway.
1:43: If you think you're being followed, make 3 right turns
1:45: cause that means they just went in a circle.
1:47: Never run upstairs if you're being chased
1:49: cause then you can get trapped.
1:50: Don't stop if you see a car seat on the side of the road.
1:52: Hey, here's some nail polish that'll help you identify date-rape drugs.
1:56: Support this adorable yet fierce keychain so you can gouge someone's eyes out."
2:00: And on,
2:00: and on,
2:01: and on.
2:03: You know what would be better?
2:04: If we just taught young boys
2:06:that rape isn't even an option.
2:08: If we would stop victim-shaming and slut-shaming,
2:11: and excusing a rapist
2:12: because of the clothes his victim wore,
2:15: or because they were on a date.
2:17: Cause I am seriously
2:19: so fucking tired
2:20: of being responsible
2:22: for not getting raped.
2:25: I'm Anna Akana.
2:26: You stay awesome.
2:28: (ending music)
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