PKA 687: Tucker Carlson Interviews Putin, Woody Becomes A Sorcerer, I Have A Majora Problem

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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - No guest this week!
0:00:25 - ‘Try it on girls’ banned adult sites & the plague of amateur adult film stars
0:08:00 - Ghetto gaggers, Amouranth and when adult movies go behind the scenes
0:14:21 - Croissants, ‘how it's made’ TV shows & why salt water taffy is a sham
0:21:07 - The Red Hot Chili pedo & when Minecraft YouTubers get too close to their fans..
0:24:28 - PKA reacts to Tucker Carlson visiting Russia and interviewing Putin
0:32:49 - PKA’s bronze medal Presidential picks & knowing when to call it quits as a pro
0:38:56 - Superbowl talk: Patrick Mahomes, mass tragedies and more
0:41:34 - PKA reacts to the cop who opened fire on a pretty intimidating acorn
0:50:44 - Would a King of America be a better way to govern the US than a democracy?
0:54:23 - Kanye West’s shoulder pads and how he’s telling the truth on his new album
0:57:30 - Mexican music, Pavarotti and PKA’s biggest musical guilty pleasures
1:02:25 - Fitness talk: Girly workout songs & the not-so-subtly gay world of bodybuilding
1:07:44 - The debunking of ‘love languages’ and the 5 approaches of giving an apology
1:14:26 - Woody’s scandalous South Carolina escapades with his wife
1:18:10 - Were dinosaurs ever real? Is global warming a trick? PKA discusses
1:21:01 - TV show talk: Spielberg’s Masters of the Air, Band of Brothers & WWII talk
1:29:08 - NVIDIA’s stock surge, Nancy Pelosi & why Kyle feels bad for Joe Biden
1:34:06 - Vladimir Putin’s ethnic origins and his secret to aging so fantastically
1:37:28 - Erin Moriarty’s terrible face lift & State Farm's TERRIBLE CGI commercial
1:43:15 - Why Kyle was super excited for the Super Bowl… and missed all of it
1:45:44 - UFC talk: Volk, Paulo Costa and more, Cejudo & masculine female athletes
1:52:08 - Ronda Rousey’s lewd leaked pics & when women’s boxing face offs get raunchy
1:57:36 - Woody becomes a sorcerer as he uses a lighter to control his PC monitor
2:04:27 - Kim Kardashian’s big break with Ray J and PKA’s beef with Armenia
2:09:13 - Gaming talk: Age of Empires 2, Tarkov cheaters vs knowers and more
2:15:06 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue (ft. edible & Elon Musk talk)
2:28:43 - Elon Musk, Russian Starlink satellites and the impending moon wars
2:34:37 - Should we even bother going to the moon again? Kyle doesn’t think so
2:38:26 - PKA vs North Sentinel Island & why the USA is taking over the rare metal market
2:44:25 - Why Kyle is calling BS on global warming and is weary of the Germans
2:48:07 - PKA takes a trip around the world to look at some of the world’s coolest flags
2:58:41 - Politics talk: Jon Stewart’s return, populist politics, gas prices & more
3:04:55 - Gaming talk: Kyle’s Tarkov grinding, Palworld & Warhammer 40k
3:15:53 - What is the world’s largest company in 2024? PKA investigates
3:18:35 - Kyle and Woody’s experiences of rushing through airport departure gates
3:21:21 - Civilisation V on-the-go, airport freakouts & why Sky Lounges SUCK
3:28:00 - Kyle shares his favorite Police Activity freakout videos of the week
3:31:47 - Prohibition loopholes, Al Capone & whyTaxi Driver is an excellent movie
3:40:32 - PKA talks scary movies: Cape Fear, The Terrifier, Carrie and more
3:47:26 - Kyle discusses Star Trek, triple-chested women and double-duty snatch
3:56:19 - PKA reacts to former guest F1NN5TER’s shocking new adult content..
4:01:43 - Is this new camera setup the future of PKA production?!
4:04:11 - The guys call it a show