Скачать или смотреть Hot Coffee II - Badly Timed Smacking

Hello, we’re back to the track after dealing with Jet Lag last week and with having the fasting month next week. Honestly, I’m a little tired this morning, even without any PM to write. However, I also had some time constraints with Ma wanting me to get a martabak in the morning… rather than the afternoon. So, writing this PM—I MEAN blog—might be quite scuffed :/
Also, as I alluded to last week, this is where I start to go all in on putting the picture links of these tracks to be from Dropbox instead of directly into the blog. Because I almost never used Dropbox as storage, but with the tightening space I had over my blog’s 3GB slot, I needed to conserve some space. And I would rather use those for more important stuff that has at most 2 MB of picture size, rather than the track images that could go at least 10+ MB, draining my already tightened-up resources.
So instead, I’ll put in the screenshots of said track drawings on full zoom onto the blog (thanks, print screen), but if you want to get the zoomed-in picture, please go into the Dropbox links provided right below it. Now, with that whole contextual explanation out of the way, let’s get to the track itself.
As you can see from the name, this is the sequel to the Hot Coffee Track. While the original track is just based on the Cafes themselves, we take it further and base it on a good ol’ Buckacherz video on all coffee shops. As you can watch here:
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Although, while the original Hot Coffee track is also within the confines of Los Santos. This track’s layout is noticeably way more complex to drive around, especially with the corners. And this is represented all too well in its subtitle, “Badly Timed Smacking.” It refers to the horrid time I have when I’m forced to deal with the ‘Minigame’ during Key to Her Heart, where Hot Coffee is turned on without my consent, and I tried and failing to get the near-impossible timing… AFTER a LONG tailing mission, a scene where I can NOT concentrate because I could NOT let anyone else see those kinds of scenes. And the only real solution I got for that is to use Save Editor to manually turn off that stupid Hot Coffee. As it was shown HERE!
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So yeah, rants aside, I definitely need to take a peek at the track layout via my phone just to make sure that I don’t take the wrong way. Anyway, Pit Lane is located at Café Vespucci at Cougar. And the next tracks shall be a duo of businesses to open up the Ramadhan, from “Business All-Stars” to “PostOp for Grinders.”
As for the car to be used, I needed to use a Bean Machine liveried car due to how many examples of these are around the map. Among these, I can use… a Mule… because it’s the ONLY Vehicle with a Bean Machine Livery… in GTA IV! facepalm Well, “Mr. Bean,” that’s your license plate, but this is going to be a painful one, since this track involved quite a few underground parking lots. :/

“So, what happens if you’re too tired to pleasure your girlfriend by the morning? Well, some cup of joe, of course. Too bad that nobody sells anything and you wasted a whole hour searching for nothing. Not even a good ol’ tea is here too. That’s an icing on the coffee cake, isn’t it? Pit Lane is at Café Vespucci.”

(As usual, the explanation is far too long to be put in full here, so please refer to the Links down below instead.)
Track Link: https://rosymiranto.home.blog/2026/02...
Track Recap: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tOyL...
Track Layout: https://rosymiranto.home.blog/wp-cont...
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ebv8ib...