Half in the Bag: Top 10 Horror Movies (2024) Part 2

(00:00) Trap
(15:40) Last Straw
(24:14) A Quiet Place: Day One
(27:14) Blink Twice
(34:09) The First Omen
(37:50) Speak No Evil
(41:33) I Saw the TV Glow
(48:42) Oddity
(55:23) The Substance

Mike and Jay are modern day circus clowns. Just uglier and stupider. They are here for you today to talk about movies no one will remember in two months. This is the second half of the top ten horror movies seen by Mike and Jay in the first part of the second half of the year. If you understood that give yourself a pat on the back because I didn't. Point is: Here's a bunch of recently released films that these two old clown-farts will yammer on about giving you their ill-gotten and half-wit opinions on. Mike seems to be the dumber of the two. What kind of man watches the AfrAId movie? What kind of man watches Blumhouse trash when he can be doing things like going to the gym to lose an excess 90 pounds? Wait till he finds out Speak No Evil was distributed by Blumhouse! He'll feel so stupid then! Why no one call it Dumbhouse yet? NO ONE THINKS ODF THAT? Jay likes the Substance because of course he does. Mike likes Oddity because he's easily amused and spooked by creep sauce visuals and boring ass movies. I watched that movie and I was so bored I had to doom scroll on TikTok to keep my self from passing out from boredom. Jay likes to see people suffer and for weird things to come out of their bodies and boobies. Jay also can appreciate a soft-touch art house film (fart house film) that taps into the heart of what it is to be human in this crazy crazy world. Sometimes we need a break from smashing and killing and cutting and violence and have a nice film like I Saw the Substance Glow. But the most disagreeable thing in this video is Jay's love for Trap. Mike also loves Trap, but Mike loves the style of music. Mike is correct on this cringe fest. What a Shamshow. Mike is also right on his other picks and Jay is wrong. So check out these flims everyone. They are pretty good!