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Act 1: Welcome to Croutonia, where toast science burns slow and metaphors melt in their own guilt.

Professor Grell is seconds from redefining physics when her spatula combusts in protest. Her thesis files for sabbatical. The Hexahedral District smells like burnt knowing. And then—triangle. Not holy. Not helpful. But smug in its crunch. The Holy Nacho descends with a blessing no sane deity would grant: the existential yearning of every juice box straw bent beyond redemption. It’s not guidance. It’s condiment nihilism. Somewhere, a cloud reshapes itself into disappointment.

It’s the pilot episode of pointless enlightenment.

🌮 Next up: Ketchup maps, chili flake treasure, and buttons with escape plans. #Act2

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