The Jokerr - Weed Every Day

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All music written performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by The Jokerr
With female vocals by Pattie Lin and guest rap feature by St Nero as “Dave”
Chorus inspired by Anthony B's "Smoke Weed Everyday"
Visualizer by @lapzeFX

INTRO:

Look,
Contrary to all these damn rumors,
I don’t have a problem with weed, per se.
It’s just that every time I’ve tried it,
I haven’t liked it!
I even got… really high on Labor Day,
Just to see if I’d like that!
I didn’t.
So I just… don’t personally smoke weed,
Like, ever at all, ever.
That bein’ said, I smoke

CHORUS (X1):
Weed every day
I smoke weed, like, everyday
I’m soooo high!
I smoke weed everyday
I smoke weed, like, everydaaaaaaaaay
Give it up for de ganja farmers,
Ganja planters, and-a me Rastafarians, ‘cause I
Smoke weed, like, everyday
I smoke weed, like, everydaaaaaaaaay!

VERSE 1:
Yo, now ever since I was a child I thought alcohol and drugs were bad
There were so many drugs in my family we could probably run a lab!
Had an alcoholic uncle and a crack addict buster dad
So I saw all of the worst sides of a drug habit when I was just a lad (What up with that?)
So when my homies started smokin’ I never would puff and pass; I just would laugh
I went so straight-edge, you could use me to cut some glass!
I wouldn’t take a sip o’ liquor, have a cigarette, or fuck with drugs; I didn’t trust that path
But then I thought, “wait a minute, what if I done threw the baby out with the fuckin’ bath?”
Well, as luck would have, the night I turned 23, I got curious…
Drank one o’ them pussy-ass Smirnoff ices and I got fairly buzzed
Then one night in Ajo with the homie Cliff, that’s when I got firstly drunk
Woke up hella thirsty, hung over, and in a blurry fuzz, hurlin’ chunks
But it wasn’t that bad; what else I been afraid of all this time?
I knew my nigga Dave was always high, so when I got paid, I called his line
And asked him, “what’s up with that reefer, bro? I wanna know how it feels!
And by the way, how much you be smokin’?” He said,
“Look, if I’m gonna be real, I smoke–“

CHORUS (X1)

VERSE 2:
Yo, and THEN he said:
I smoke weed with me daddy, smoke weed with the police and me granny
Smoke before I go to sleep, so please, when you get at me,
Realize I’m so high that you can barely understand me
When I say my dope fiends, my cheefers?, OGs, hold up your reefer
‘Dat holy tree, breathe some, be-come a believer
Yeah, dis one’s for all my pōtheads
I need y’all to (repeat?) me when I say I smoke weed, now ya say, “I smoke–“

CHORUS (X1)

VERSE 3:
[The Jokerr]
Okay, okay, okay, yo! I said, “fuck it; guess I’ll just give it a chance!”
I got with the homie with crops at his home and I copped me a couple of strands,
Put it up in the glove box, headed back to the crib, then I lit it up, puffed it, and BAM!
I was on my back on the goddamned ground in the middle of the room, lookin’ up at the fan, Watchin’ it spin!
I was zoned out like a damned stoner wit’ no control
The floor was lava, I was floatin’ on it like a boat and bobbin’ in the molten flow
It was so retarded that I couldn’t even get off o’ the ground myself! I was so damn blowed
That everything started to slow, tried to move, it was no-can-do; there the whole plan goes!
I tried to take a step out o’ my comfort zone, and I don’t like this shit; it was a big mistake
And now I’m butt-naked, walkin on the rail of the bridge over Tempe Lake!
Like, what the fuck’s goin’ on right now?!? I thought weed was supposed to calm you down, and was simply great
Now I’m feelin’ like I’m goin’ insane in the brain and I can’t see straight!
Lemme call this dude… phone rings
What up?
Yo, what the fuck up with the weed that you gave me, bro?
Oh, yo, that shit was laced with LSD, man!
What the FUCK?!?
What, you can’t take a joke?
No! You pothead son-of-a-bitch!
I got shit to do, I’m in a lake, I’m soaked
And the god damn cops are after me!
I never should’ve tried this shit; I would HATE to smoke–

CHORUS (somber variant, X1)
Weed everyday (X4)
Give it up for the ganja farmers
Ganja planters and the Rastafarians, smoke
Weed everyday (X2)