Danny Baker's Right Hammerings

From 1993. List of contents below. Danny presents a compendium of his favourite type of football match -- those absurdly one-sided affairs that should result in the losing side receiving a suspension for being so utterly rubbish, and leave you wondering how on Earth they manage to sell even a single ticket for their next game.

Anyway, let's check those classified results in full:

1:13 -- Tottenham Hotspur 13 (THIRTEEN) Crewe Alexandra 2
4:34 -- Derby County 5 Tottenham Hotspur 0
9:20 -- Tottenham Hotspur 6 Nottingham Forest 1
13:45 -- Tottenham Hotspur 9 (NINE) Bristol Rovers 0
17:03 -- Liverpool 7 (SEVEN) Tottenham Hotspur 0
20:23 -- Tottenham Hotspur 0 Arsenal 5
23:33 -- Arsenal 6 West Ham United 1
27:15 -- Everton 0 Liverpool 5
29:46 -- England 9 (NINE) Scotland 3
33:23 -- Derby County 5 Arsenal 0
36:19 -- Brighton & Hove Albion 2 Bristol Rovers 8 (EIGHT)
40:43 -- Rotherham United 6 (ROTHERHAM) Chelsea 0
43:40 -- Queens Park Rangers 7 (SEVEN) Burnley 0
47:31 -- Leeds United 0 Arsenal 5
49:46 -- Arsenal 2 Manchester United 6
53:20 -- Northampton Town 2 Manchester United 8 (EIGHT)
57:44 -- Crystal Palace 5 Manchester United 0
1:01:06 -- Ipswich Town 6 Manchester United 0
1:04:53 -- Ipswich Town 7 (SEVEN) Southampton 0
1:08:37 -- Ipswich Town 7 (SEVEN) West Bromwich Albion 0
1:10:46 -- Liverpool 9 (NINE) Crystal Palace 0
1:13:59 -- Derby County 1 Liverpool 7 (SEVEN)
1:16:00 -- Derby County 12 (TWELVE) Finn Harps 0
1:18:56 -- Leeds United 7 (SEVEN) Southampton 0